y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
there’s a police officer eating at the restaurant I’m at and I’m thinking about how I could get arrested for all the crimes I’ve done but I’m not
think again bitch you’re under arrest. your pasta looked good by the way
Simon Pegg and Amanda Abbington are having Cumberbatch dirty sex talk, please never stop.
i am firmly pro selfie. i am firmly pro millennial. i am firmly pro any topic or issue that gets baby boomers to write pissed off articles in salon or slate or the guardian about how the millennial generation is fucked up and narcissistic and lazy and will never be taken seriously by established powers.
Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
do u ever just look at someone and know they are a slow typer
my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
It’s the little things, isn’t it?
i’m here to note that in the three seconds she took to read the message, the other woman appears to have moved from silencing her child to seducing a mildly uncomfortable man on the other side of the aisle.